The Christmas Invasion

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! Annihilate? No.

No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

Last of the Time Lords

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

  • You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?
  • It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!
  • All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

The Runaway Bride

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it.

Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

Dalek

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You’ve swallowed a planet! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it.

Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

  1. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.
  2. I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.
  3. Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.
  4. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why.
The Family of Blood

I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

The Waters of Mars

You’ve swallowed a planet! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Saving the world with meals on wheels.